Yo, people, know this. A fish can’t change his stripes, and I don’t eat fish. Or animals. As such, I am a vegetarian, and me and a bunch of other vegetarians are throwing a little shin-dig this Sunday at the Kings Arms. It’s part of international Meat Out Day, and there will be a vegetarian barbecue as well as performances by vegetarians. I hear tell there will even be Meat Out Pledges. Y’all know how I dig a good pledge.

The gig starts at 12pm this Sunday 22nd March, and runs until 6pm at the Kings Arms Tavern, France Street South, Newton, Auckland (I know I already mentioned this). Also on the bill: New Telepathics, DJ Balkanetic, Zilko, Lisa Crawley and the Conversations, El Gato Negro, Big Music, DJ Nick F, DJ Canvas and DJ WUT.

It’ll cost a tenner, and the proceeds go to SAFE’s Love Pigs campaign.

Meat out.